Stating the Obvious

Thanks CNN and all of you experts out there for making us all a little bit smarter today. The headline read, “Skiers can cut risks by wearing helmets, experts say.” Really? I had no idea. We all would be lost without these experts.

Experts have also concluded:

Stubbing your toe hurts, experts say.

Running makes people tired, experts say

Some people like chocolate ice cream while others prefer vanilla, experts say