The "Who Cares" Syndrome

There are still people out there who will remain nameless who feel that they should use status updates and twitter posts to actually write what they are doing at that exact moment. Before you post a status update or tweet (I HATE THAT WORD and CAN'T BELIEVE I USED IT) you should ask yourself:

a) Is this funny?

b) Would I care if someone else wrote it?

c) Does this relate to anyone else?

If the answer isn't "yes" to any of these questions then DON'T POST IT!

I could care less if you are walking through the airport or washing your car. I care even less if you can't fall asleep or are cleaning your room. Do you want a response? I get it, your a little bored and think posting something all of your friends and pseudo friends can see is like talking or connecting with them but it's not.

Imagine if you could just as easily hire a plane with a banner behind it. Would we have millions of planes flying around with meaningless banners that read, "Doug is...Changing his underwear" Actually, that might be incredible. New thought process; Let's subsidize plane banners and kick start this economy.

Apparently some Bengals fans are ahead of the curve and already hired a plane to drag a banner. This is great! http://digg.com/d311tWx I would be fed up too if I were a Bengals fan.