Health Food Craze

We have all been affected by the health food craze in one way or another. There's no escaping it! Sometimes i don't want to think about how many calories are in my ONCE favorite foods. I shouldn't be feeling "the guilt" as i chow down on a hot dog...even if it's the third of the day. And while i didn't have 3 yesterday, i'm not apposed to it and would actually support it. I'm here to make a stand against health food nuts everywhere. In fact i am declaring right here, right now that i am willing to enter into a hot dog eating competition with anyone who wants to step up and challenge me. It can be held at the Summer Kickoff Spectacle (which i just made up). Instead of giving up my favorite foods i'm going to go to the gym...it's a revolutionary idea...

I also used to love twinkies but haven't indulged in their yellow sponge cake outside and inner frosting goodness in years! This blog rant on food might have been influenced by 4/20 and the munchies...